For reasons that are beyond me, it appears millions of folks out there
are concerned about my penis.
I wish to state that in all manners, my penis is fine.
It seems like some would prefer that I have avocado-sized doodads, 45"
hydraulics, the rigidity of of structural steel, be harder than Chinese
algebra, harness the desire of a meth-junkie on a four day jones, and
stamina to consider the Baatan death march a warm up...
I find that in all aspects, my penis is fine.
I wanted to let you
know I went to my doctor. I turned my head
and politely coughed. I checked out fine, so your concern, while
touching is not necessary.
I don't want your Viagra
I don't need your damned Cyalis
Your Tantra is not welcome
I don't need to be a tripod
Thank you, my penis is fine!
How about a haiku?
Viagra for all?
thank you my penis is fine
smiling, full of love